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jrphelan commented about Montclair Theatre on Jul 24, 2006 at 5:05 am

I’ve got some memories of the Montclair Theater that will stay with me until dementia sets in, and maybe beyond.

When I was a little kid in the ‘40s, I’m pretty sure that the theater was closed, unless it opened for the occasional benefit like the one for Our Lady of Mt. Carmel church. But in the late '40s or very early 50’s it reopened for at least one run of one play, and it was Diamond Lil with Mae West. My father was a serious amateur actor, and somehow he and my mom wangled lengthy on-stage non-speaking parts. Because they were in the show, they got me backstage and introduced me to Mae West and a female impersonator named Ray Bourbon. Ray had just taken off his wig, and the sight made a permanent impression on me! Diamond Lil went on to Broadway, and my mom and dad were invited to play their roles again for a single performance.

The theater closed after that, but around 1954 we were surprised to find out that it was re-opening as a summer theater under the direction of Harold J. Kennedy (the author of “No Pickle, No Performance”). I was all of 13, but I wanted some kind of summer job, so my dad suggested I go down to the theater and see if they were hiring. The box office people were very nice and invited me to talk to the set designer, Charlie Baker. Charlie hired me on the spot and within minutes had me high on a scaffolding me painting scenery. they couldn’t pay me, but I was happy….I had a job!

A few days later my younger brother showed up to see what I was up to, and Charlie put him to work too.

After we painted for a few weeks, we branched out into other areas such as: usher (50 cents a performance plus tips), stage hand, and prop acquisitioner. This was the big time now. I remember the theater renting an old truck and sending three of us down to the Ballantine brewery in Newark where we picked up a bar, bar stools, neon signs, and a jukebox from their warehouse. They were to be used in a local (non-touring) production of “Anna Lucasta” with Lillian Roth. My brother and I worked on setting up the bar during an intermission, then getting up on a scaffold so we could throw styrofoam snow on the actors as they came to the door of the bar. We loved that, and threw great handfuls of the stuff as hard as we could. The theater didn’t have a lot of money, so at the end of the two week run the snow was a darkish gray, kind of like the real stuff after an hour on the ground in New York.

I remember two of the songs they played when the juke box was supposed to come on…..Bill Haley’s Rock around the Clock, and Johnny Maddox’s GladRag Doll. Very contemporary.

One memorable show was “Oh Men! Oh, Women!” with Franchot Tone, Dana Elcar, Betsy von Furstenburg, and Patrick O'Neal (who was “with” von Furstenburg at the time). One day we were sitting in on a rehearsal when Betsy threw a tantrun and tossed her dilute coke syrup (which was used as fake booze) on the sofa that we had borrowed for use as a stage prop from La Reine Furniture down the street. It made a nasty brown stain that we could not get out, so we just put a throw on it. After the show moved on, guess who got the job of returning the sofa? Right. My brother and me. The store owner taught us a few new words that day.

One day Franchot Tone asked me to run to the cleaners and pick up his suit for that night’s performance. I went on my bike, and on the way back, holding the suit with one hand, I didn’t realize it, but one of the sleeves went between the fork and the front wheel. I was aghast at the black grease that the spokes left on it. I knew I couldn’t let Tone see it in that condition, so I ran to Cohen’s across the street and bought a can of lighter fluid. I worked for an hour on it, and got it pretty clean. By the time I gave it to him it had dried, and you really had to look hard to see the evidence. He never said a word.

Other well-known performers came through that summer, and I got autographs from them all. Basil Rathbone (signed the book upside down) Butterfly McQueen (had an old woody station wagon that she called “Hecubah”), Mark Miller (had an old Packard that we helped him polish), Sarah Churchill (Winston’s daughter), Constance Bennett, and several others. I never saw them again withone exception. I kept running into Patrick O'Neal, and he remembered that summer well. The last time I saw him was at a rally in Chicago for Eugene McCarthy in 1968. Everyone was drinking freely and he and I reminisced about that summer one more time.

I recall that the theater building once had a cocktail lounge right at the corner of Valley Rd. and Bloomfield Ave., but I think it closed after Diamond Lil closed, and was actually housed an imported car dealer, Kingsfield Motors, for a while.

After my summer there, the theater closed, and I believe it was for good. A few years later it was torn down to make room for a parking lot. Harold J. Kennedy went on to produce shows at the Grist Mill Playhouse in Andover NJ. I was sure he was dead, but a few years ago I was having Sunday brunch with my family at a place in Greenwich Village, and as I was leaving the men’s room, Kennedy walked in. He was quite old and he didn’t appear to be in a mood to talk. And I was sure he wouldn’t have a clue as to who I was anyway, so I just pointed him out to my brother and let it pass.

My wife finds all this history fascinating, but does anyone else??

Jay Phelan