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Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Feb 27, 2007 at 7:45 am

LittleParkwiththeTress: I, originally stated that your story sounded like an “adolescent” fantasy. With you`re uncalled for and rather rude response, you have comfirmed my original statement, and I see that you are still an “adolescent”, in mind, anyway. None of the responders to your “fantasy” were disrespectful or “unfriendly” to you. You choose to be “outta” here, so, on behalf of all us unfriendly, cynical, stupid, know it all “pervs”, allow me to show you the “door”.

P.S: Maybe you should stop by a “public” restroom sometime, and let an “old pervert” interact with you. It might help you release some of your pent up “issues”!!!

Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Feb 26, 2007 at 5:53 pm

I arlier mentioned the Lefferts in Kew Gardens. My bad. It was the Austin. The show artsy movies now, lots of yuppies in that area.

Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Feb 26, 2007 at 5:31 pm

LittleParkwiththeTrees: I find your statement a little suspect. If you were in the 9th garde, back in 1977, then that would make you about 14 years old. Even as lax as things were back then, I seriously doubt no one asked for ID. As for $7.25 admission? Well, in all the years Ive been attending movie theaters, porn or legit, Ive always been charged a round figure. These places dont want to deal with loose change. I attended the fair in the early 90s, and the admission then was $7.00. Oh, and by the way, the fair was not the only porn theater in Queens. There was the Earl in Jackson Heights, The Lefferts in Kew Gardens (legit now) and another one, cant recall the name, on jewel Avenue. Sorry, but youre story sounds more like an adolescent fantasy!!!

Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Nov 28, 2006 at 12:52 pm

I can see now that “Warren” is on a mission. A mission to show everyone what a total ass-hole he is. Sounds like the poster child for “anger management”. This guy has some serious mental issues. Now, he not only wants to take “down” the theater, but the police department, fire department and local residents. This guy is probably already well known by the above mentioned agencies. He probably calls them several times a day, with inane complaints. It would be nice, if the owner does have “underworld” connections. Would be nice hearing they found “Warren” somewhere out on a runway at La Guardia airport.Maybe what “Warren” actually would like to state is that he resents the fact that the areas he mentions, Jackson Heights/East Elmhurst/Corona, are predominantely hispanic and asian, and lets not forget the "homos" at the Fair. This is most likely the thing that makes our little "Warren" ticked off. Seems he suffers from a common malady these days. Its called “Anal retentivitus” also called “ Control freakness syndrome” and the more common name “ wet noodle”. “Warren” please. get a life. Take a deep breath, clear your brain cell, and then move on, and quit trying to control the rest of the world, especially since it doesn`t recognize you, or care that you actually exist.

Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Nov 28, 2006 at 3:54 am

Im quite familiar with the "law" about smoking in NYC, including "the borough of Queens". Let me ask you, how many times do you attend the Fair theater? Judging from your statement, not at all, because you were obviously not aware of people being allowed to smoke there. Id also like to ask you, when was the latest “disaster” at a movie theater in recent memory". No one stated that cigareete smoking could not be damaging to health, but as I said before, unless you are subjected for long periods of time, with smoke in your face constantly, youre not very likely to contract some medical problem. The people that would likely have a medical issue, would be the smokers themselves, but for whatever reason, addiction or simple enjoyment, they choose to smoke. I, personally, have been attending the Fair theater for at least 10 years, if not more, and have yet to see any "disaster" or even monor mishap, because someone was smoking. Just because you object to smokers, does not give you the "right" to interfere with others "rights". If the management of the theater has chosen to allow smoking, then they know well the consequences if a fire dept. inspector gives them a surprise visit. Im also positive, that there have been others in the past that HAVE reported this so called “problem” to the fire department. And, as you can see, the theater still chooses to allow smoking. In todays society, we have more and mopre “control” issues by some people. Are you acquanted with the fact that the Fair shows predominantly X rated films? maybe we should also report that? After all it might make people “crazy” or cause them to go out and commit all kinds of “sex” related crimes. Arent those "disasters" also? I really get a kick out of the hysteria some people get into, because someone smokes. Who knows. I might run into you there and not care for your cologne. It might make me sick to my stomach. Thats also a “health” issue. Maybe I should go into a tizzy and call the health department and report it, so they can take the proper “control” actions. This is not just about smoking, its about making more and more useless regulations and "laws" to stop people from enjoying some personal freedom. Do you call the 'authorities" about the crap they put in McDonalds hamburgers? Do you call the government to complain about all the porn sites, that small children could see? Do you make calls to report all the motor vehicle emmisions? Thats stuff is worse, and WE ARE ALL exposed. Then there is the simplest solution to your “concern”. Don`t go there, and let the rest of us “vulnerable” “unprotected” peasants worry about the horrific disasters, yet to happen!!!

Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Nov 28, 2006 at 2:31 am

Well, with all due respect, NYFoggdawg. I am a patron there, not weekly, but maybe once a month. I am also a smoker. There are enough places in this city where smoking is prohibited. I agree, in some cases. If youre in a very confined area, or public transportation or even the work place. Or anywhere, where you are subjected to continous exposure to cigarette smoke, but this is a public theater. I dont know about you, but most people there dont spend the entire day and night there. One of the reasons there is a good crowd there, even with rate hike, is the relaxeed and casual atmosphere. Regardless of any city ordinance, smokers also have rights. Cigarettes are legal, are sold everywhere and the same city government that passes those ordinances, is the same city government that puts plenty of cash in their coffers from the exhorbitant taxes on tobacco products. All the "health" rhetoric, true or not proven, is just a lame excuse to tap a healthy cash source. With so many places now prohibiting smoking, then Im very,very sure that you, and others like you are rarely subjected to “second” hand smoke. I sincerely doubt if you will develope any health issues from spending a few hours, at most at the Fair. You say, you want to stop the smoking, without it shut down. Well, think about this, if they enforce people not smoking, then more people will begin to go outside to smoke, attracting uneeded attention to the theater. Then youll hear from the complainers that there are too many "men" congregating outside. People will then hog the privacy booths even more, in order to sneak a smoke. I, ,myself, live in Brooklyn. I travel there by public transportation. Its a good hour and a half each way, but I enjoy the atmosphere and ambience and socializing in an all male setting. I also enjoy having a cup of coffee and enjoying a cigarette. As long as Im not blowing the smoke directly in your face, whats the problem? Maybe you should be more concerned by the patrons that bring in beer, and Ive seen some quite inibreated. Ive seen arguments and tempers flair because of the alcohol. They also serve alcoholic drinks in the attached restaurant.We live in a time where there are too many “control” freaks that want to take away every little personal freedom available. What to eat, drink, and yes smoke. Obviously, the “staff” isnt complaining. in fact, some of them also smoke. We both know what kind of atmosphere prevails at the Fair, there are very few, in fact, I believe only two places like this in the 5 boroughs. The other place being here in Brooklyn. What worries me, is your statement, and I quote, "Wed be doing the place and everyone in it a huge favor"! That sounds to me like a bit of a “control” freak issue on your part. I, for one, and many others, resent when one individual decides he knows better what is and isnt good for us. I, personally cannot stand the constant use of cell phones, and the individuals having loud, obnoxious conversations right next to me when I watch a film or am trying to hold a conversation with someone, yet Im not seeking to “create” a movement to ban the phones (or the talkers). Wouldnt it be better to just adopt a "live and let live" attitude. Like I said bfore, I doubt seriously that you, or anyome else there will develop any serious medical issues. I happen to know some of those patrons personally, that do not smoke, but are not so disturbed as to seek "suggestions" to stop the smoking. I seriously believe that the Fair theater is a "dinosaur" and its days are numbered, why speed up the process. If this response seems a little long winded, I apologize, but I also have strong feelings about loseing the few personal freedoms left out there. We have become a too “politically” correct society. The Fair is a theater from a long past era. Its a small treasure, why not let it fade away naturally, rather than hastening its demise. Thats one of the great things about the Fair, a place were a guy can still go to, let his hair down, without a lot of "anal" retentive regulations and regulators. I could have easily answered your posting by stating, "if you dont like the smoke" then dont go there, but, I understand you have the same rights as I do to attend the theater, without being given "conditions", dont I have those same rights? Thank You, and enjoy the movies!!!

Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Nov 26, 2006 at 4:09 pm

They are still very much open and in business. Want to know how to get there from manhattan? You can take the M60 bus from Manhattan or the N train to Astoria Blvd station and then the M60 bus down Astoria blvd. As the bus starts to turn left off the blvd. get off, continue walking down Astoria Blvd. Its on the right side of the street. Cant possibly miss it.

Mattie
Mattie commented about De-Luxe Theatre on Oct 17, 2006 at 4:53 pm

EdSolero. From the time I discovered the Deluxe, they always showed str8 porn. At one time, they showed regular flicks on the main screen, and they had a small room with about 12 seats with a monitor showing porn. Then they just switched to str8 porn on the big screen also. No private booths. they closed before these booths were used to circumnavigate the restrictive laws. All the action was behind a 4 or 5 foot wall at the back of the balcony and in the restrooms. They were so liberal at one time, that even in the balcony and orchestra seats there was activity. I know, even the owner at one time, used to mingle with the patrons. I have first hand experience of that. Well, sorry about all the confusion.

Mattie
Mattie commented about De-Luxe Theatre on Oct 17, 2006 at 4:38 pm

EdSolero: Youre absolutely right. I was looking at the wrong theater when I posted that. Actually, I was posting for the Kings Highay theater. They used to own the Deluxe also. I dont know how the confusion occured. Sorry about that. As for the Fair, they have a main orchestra section that shows regular flicks, and various smaller theaters that show everything from subtitled kung-fu movies and old TV shows to really hardcore straight, gay and tranny flicks. Not to mention the “personal booths”. As for the Deluxe, I really miss it. That was a great place. Unfortunately, the Kings Highway theater is owned by the same guy, and I`m afraid, even after a so called “renovation” a couple of years ago, the place is getting trashed again, By management AND patrons. What a waste.

Mattie
Mattie commented about De-Luxe Theatre on Oct 17, 2006 at 1:58 pm

EdSolero. They started by showing only straight porn. Eventually, they intorduced gay porn, but only on TV monitors and eventually made it a half and half proposition. Youre right though. Once they started showing any kind of porn, the activities began, and it didnt make much difference what was on the screen. Although, I figure there are some that need to watch a little movie action to get inspired to indulge in the “real” action. They also showed some artsy fartsy soft core porn, mostly european stuff, and then just the regular grind stuff. Right now, they show “cable TV projection in the small lobby theater. Inside, they have a straight sex theater and a gay one on the other side. The same with the "personal' booths in the rear. In the balcony, again projection stuff. Sometimes VHS or DVD, and usually very dark and muddy. And they play the same film over and over. Some with sub-titles. Oh yeah. They have surveillence cameras in the lobby theater and balcony, as well as in the basement, near the restrooms. there was, at one time, a small, dimly lit room with one small TV monitor. You could relly get personal in there, but that room is now used for storage. The staff does a half ass job of keeping the place clean, but there is a small element of destructive and filthy pigs that make it tough for the rest of us.

Mattie
Mattie commented about De-Luxe Theatre on Oct 16, 2006 at 2:13 pm

Apology accepted!

Mattie
Mattie commented about De-Luxe Theatre on Oct 16, 2006 at 11:42 am

Dear “Seabeacher”, no one commented on your taking your wife or friends to the Deluxe. And where do you see any “gay” porn in my comments? You made your statement and “waxed” nostalgicly. I did the same exact thing. I was “waxing” nostalgic, too. The fact that it gives you some kind of “homophobic” reaction is definitely not my problem. And I really dont see what youre “apologizing” for or about. Insecurity is a “bitch”!!!

Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Oct 15, 2006 at 8:03 pm

Well, jeffrey, going there, in my opinion, is a lot better than just sitting at home in front of a computer screen watching porn. There is the aspect of interacting with other men. Its not just about the "porn". Sure, that plays a big role there, but it doesnt have to be the “only” reason for attending. Maybe thats one of the big problems in our society these days. Were loseing our ability to communicate face to face. Everybody wants to just sit and experience life thru a screen or other tech device. The "atmosphere" is a bit seedy, but its not that terrible. Its actually a place where you can actually let your hair down and be yourself, without having others around you passing judgement or staring. What it really boils down to, its just another thing “to do” instead of spending the day like a zombie, in front of a computer!

Mattie
Mattie commented about Fair Theatre on Oct 15, 2006 at 7:08 pm

I live in Brooklyn and like to once in a while hang out at the Fair. I dont drive so I use mass transit. I take the "N" train to Astoria Blvd station. Then the M60 which goes down Astoria Blvd. The first stop, as the bus turns left to head into La Guardia airport, you get off and walk approximately 5 short blocks and youre there. It costs $15.00 to get in. A bit steep. The owners have practicaly acquired the entire block. The restaurant next door now belongs to them,, which is great, because you dont have to leave the theater to get a bite. Amazing thing is, that with the restrictions in NYC about porn theaters, there is a Baptist church (predominantly black parrishoners) right on the corner. I guess the theater owner has that one too. They probably exist rent free, so theyre not complaining. Inside, there is plenty action, but no public touching allowed. At one point, there were too many trannys and some were caught "hustling" for money. the place was raided. Now, you dont see any trannys. There are six venues for video. The main theater orchestra shows legitamate movies. Unfortunately, the balcony has been closed for several years now. There are 5 other smaller areas, ranging in size showing everything from "sub-titled" kung-fu klunkers to old Tv shows. And, of course, the ever popular porn venue, straight and gay. In the rear, there are about 30 to 40 private viewing booths for the "fun" seekers. Also a large area after the main lobby with couches and video games, free coffee and tea and cookies. A good place to socialize, if thats your thing. All in all, a pretty decent place by todays standards. Lockers available also, to leave coats or shoulder bags. As of three months ago (my last visit) they were allowing people to smoke. I guess they know how to take care of the right “pay-offs”. They don`t make waves and keep a low profile.

Mattie
Mattie commented about De-Luxe Theatre on Oct 14, 2006 at 8:41 pm

Having lived most of my life in Queens, I never went to the Deluxe until the late 80s. It was a porn theater by then, and that suited me fine. My first time there, I was amazed at all the action going on. In the orchestra seats, the balcony, the wall behind the balcony and in the restrooms. There were two restrooms. One on the left that had a sign saying "ladies" ( a hold over, as the clientel was all male) and one on the right side, saying mens. You could actually use both. I always prefered the "mens" room. When you entered, there were two urinals, a sink, and then the two stalls. I prefered the one against the wall. I would sometime spend a couple of hours in there, and I always had an "open" door policy. What delicious fun. I used to change into short shorts and flip-flops when I attended, even in winter. They had lockers to stow away any bags you might have. Until the city started cracking down on XXX theaters, the staff knew not to bother the patrons, and would usually make sounds to let you know they were coming. Im not bragging, but I once had an “encounter” with the owner, up in the balcony, near the projection room. His name is Sal. he also presently owns the theater at Kings Highway. Between the city crackdown and the owner lettingthe place totally run down, its days were numbered by the late 90s. I guess I discovered it and enjoyed it when it was at its peak. I loved the place so much, I would go there 3 and 4 times weekly. No matter how small the attendance, there was always someone to "play" with. Id love to hear from any ex-patrons that would like to hear further, very detailed adventures I had there, or who want to share their own. maybe we met? Remember, short-shorts and flip-flops. Sometimes, ankle bracelets and toe nail polish. Im a true believer in the old saying,"I never met a man I didnt like"! If you wish to contact me, do it at I`m 59, but still going strong!