Comments from JKane

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Mar 19, 2007 at 10:33 am

I’ve seen ‘The Playgirls and the Bellboy,’ an awful German import to which FFC added equally awful new scenes, on VHS and you will not get a Coppola laughs out of it, believe me. Both that and his dreadful ‘nudie-cutie’ ‘Tonight for Sure’ are strictly Francis Ford Crapola. You should get a Coppola laughs from his much better ‘You’re a Big Boy Now,’ which, while some bits seem dated, is still pretty funny today.

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JKane commented about Island Theatre on Jan 25, 2007 at 5:41 pm

Thanks, Warren, for the 1932 Press clip. I didn’t attend the Island till the mid-50s or so but it still looked very much like those photos as I recall it. A fun, funky “nabe.” And better a church than a parking lot.

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JKane commented about Essex Theatre on Jan 25, 2007 at 10:24 am

My fave Essex double bill, circa 1969—“The Astro-Zombies” and “The Undertaker and His Pals.” Last film I recall seeing there was “Hollywood Harry” in the late 80s, I believe with a Bronson movie. Not sure when the theater closed.

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JKane commented about Goldman Theatre on Jan 20, 2007 at 6:16 am

Sounds like it might be CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (1985), now available on DVD.

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JKane commented about New Amsterdam Theatre on Jan 12, 2007 at 10:57 am

Re 42nd St. retitlings, my fave was when the Harlan Ellison-based sci-fi film A BOY AND HIS DOG was rechristened PSYCHO BOY AND HIS KILLER DOG. Nothing like a “Lassie”-sounding title to drive customers away, despite the lurid standees, lobby cards, et al to the contrary.

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Jan 11, 2007 at 8:31 am

“This Island Earth” fans should scope out Sir Ben Kingsley’s hairpiece in “A Sound of Thunder”—looks like an homage to Jeff Morrow’s Metalunan ruler. The legacy lives on!

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JKane commented about Queens Theatre on Jan 7, 2007 at 6:53 am

Thanks for posting that ad. That is a bizarre pitch, since the theaters listed below (including the Community about 3 blocks away, also a good-sized venue as I recall) all advertise double features as well.

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JKane commented about Carlton Theatre on Jan 6, 2007 at 5:47 pm

Great stories by Usher back in 2005. I used to frequent all the Jamaica Ave. theaters in the late ‘50s & '60s but missed the Carlton, which closed just before my moviegoing days began. Remember it as the Regency Caterers and was always curious about its earlier theater history.

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JKane commented about Brooklyn Heights Cinema I & II on Jan 6, 2007 at 5:31 pm

Saw scores of movies at this relaxed, intimate theater when I lived in BH in the ‘70s. Even when it wasn’t officially an arthouse, it usually seemed to have at least one indie, foreign or offbeat film playing. From the photos, it looks like it’s upheld that tradition, with the Indian import 'Water’ and the excellent indie film ‘The King.’ Nothing special architecturally, as I recall, but an inviting venue nonetheless.

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JKane commented about Cineplaza 13 on Jan 3, 2007 at 4:16 pm

Interesting article in today’s New York Times (Section A) about the thriving Indian movie fare screening at the Columbia Park Cinema 12, a venue apparently facing possible redevelopment problems.

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JKane commented about Queens Theatre on Dec 8, 2006 at 6:26 pm

Attended many double features here in the early and mid-60s (‘Portrait of a Mobster’/‘Fever in the Blood’ comes to mind for some reason); it was by far the largest venue in the area, though I never realized it had that many seats; somehow can’t picture a theater that size flourishing as an XXX house, though it probably afforded patrons ample ‘breathing’ room.

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Dec 6, 2006 at 8:32 am

BTW: Boris (from ‘Tower of London’) graces the cover of the new issue of my magazine VideoScope (videoscopemag.com). I think ‘Tower’ represented one of his best performances, as the orderly executioner Mord. ‘The Body Snatcher’ is a great one as well; ditto ‘Bedlam’ and ‘The Black Cat.’

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Dec 1, 2006 at 3:08 pm

‘Space Children’ is a very prescient look at the 60s generation nearly a decade ahead of time—tykes who, with alien intervention, seek to sabotage a nuclear-weapons buildup; an excellent companion piece to ‘Invisible Boy’ on the ‘FP’ set. Unfortunately, it’s never been released on video. ‘Watch the Skies’ is very well-done. ‘Cache’ is excellent as well.

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JKane commented about Middlebrook Galleria Cinemas on Dec 1, 2006 at 11:07 am

The Galleria is a pretty bland venue but it does sport a $5 matinee admission for first-run films and has, as cited above, a friendly vibe. Would be interested in seeing a per-room seating capacity; the rooms I’ve seen there have all been small.

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JKane commented about Bryant Theatre on Nov 29, 2006 at 11:14 am

Fondly recall catching soft-core b&w flicks at the Bryant in the late 60s, like Andy Milligan’s twisted ‘Tricks of the Trade,’ Robert Downey Sr.’s ‘Sweet Smell of Sex’ (it was no ‘Putney Swope’ or even ‘Chafed Elbows’), ‘Shocking Sex’ & others. Pretty tame fare but sometimes rich in camp value & occasionally innovative low-budget filmmaking techniques.

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JKane commented about Criterion Theatre on Nov 22, 2006 at 5:35 pm

Spent a lot of time reviewing non-press-screened flicks (almost every Concorde movie from Roger Corman seemed to open there) in the Criterion basement rooms. Seemed amazing they could entice patrons (though usually not many) to pay $7 for the privilege of watching films there.

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Nov 22, 2006 at 11:04 am

‘Nude on the Moon’ is a certified hoot—not to be missed by bad-movie buffs. Trying to recall if the following passage hails from Queen of Outer Space:
“How could a bunch of women come up with a gizmo like that? And even if they could, how could they aim it?"
Or maybe from some other golden oldie.

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Nov 22, 2006 at 6:53 am

Exploitation auteur Doris Wishman really hit her surreal stride with ‘Nude on the Moon,’ a totally jaw-dropping sci-fi “nudie cutie.” Believe Something Weird Video has it on DVD.

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JKane commented about Baronet Theatre on Nov 15, 2006 at 4:21 pm

Apparently, the Baronet going retro grindhouse with some upcoming shows featuring Fulci, Joe D'Amato flicks & Eraserhead. See:
asburybaronet.com

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Nov 14, 2006 at 9:37 am

PKoch—‘Teenage Doll’ isn’t a ‘shrinker’ like ‘Cyclops’ or ‘Puppet People’ (though that could’ve been fun—the opposite of the outsized youths in ‘Village of the Giants’) but a dark slice of teenage noir hell starring June Kenney and the ever-exotic Ziva Rodann. Well ahead of its time and worth seeing (and even affordable via Amazon).

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Nov 14, 2006 at 9:00 am

‘Crab Monsters’ actually holds up pretty well, though the ideas (from writer Charles B. Griffith) outweigh the execution. ‘Not of This Earth’ and ‘Teenage Doll’ are other Corman winners from the same year (‘57).

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Nov 14, 2006 at 6:48 am

Definitely—it’s only $5 to see it on the big screen!

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Nov 14, 2006 at 5:29 am

Coincidentally enough, ‘Attack of the Crab Monsters’ will screen tonight at the newly reopened Paramount Theater in Asbury Park, NJ. Definite treat to see films at this roughly 1500-seat venue. See their upcoming schedule at:
asburyparkconventionhall.com

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JKane commented about Ridgewood Theatre on Nov 13, 2006 at 10:20 am

The German movie ‘Liane’ did play theaters—I believe as an alluring adults-only film. Today (and even then) it’s pretty tame and mostly lame, but for fans of Liane (Marion Michael), it’s worth catching for her creative jungle apparel (and lack thereof)and to see what exhibitors could pass off as ‘daring’ fare back in the day.

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JKane commented about Movie-Plex 42 on Nov 11, 2006 at 7:05 pm

I recall waiting many months for the MoviePlex 42 to finally open. A poster for Chuck Norris in Hellbound seemed to be up there forever before the plex finally opened. The place didn’t have much atmosphere and represented a sad harbinger of things to come (and all too quickly at that) but was better than nothing during the short time it existed.